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Welcome back to COOKED!

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The traveling cooking
competition show

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in which local chefs compete
against each other

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in culinary challenges.

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I'm your host Hilda,
and this is my brother Gunther.

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And we love to eat.

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- Don't we, Gunther?
- Oh, that's right,

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schwester Hilda.

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We also love to deliberate,

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which is exactly what we did
during the commercial break.

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Now, while all of your meals
were simply wunderbar,

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one of you simply has to go.

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That's why it's time
for the final dish.

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None of you came here
to make friends.

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You came to be
the last chef standing.

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Claude, your goulash...

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was actually ghoulish.

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You know what that means.

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- You got cooked!
- You got cooked!

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Oh. What a sad day
for all of us,

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but mostly for you, Claude.

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Mostly for you.

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Hello?

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Is anyone there?

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<i>How do I stay so young?</i>

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<i>I don't know,</i>
<i>but it sure helps to look it.</i>

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Bless you.

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Oh, thank you.

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Is the show not back on yet?

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- No.
- Not too close.

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You don't want
a sick guardian, do you?

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- What is that?
- My menthol paste.

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Helps clear the--

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Bless you.
- --sinuses.

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I tried to use the branded stuff
but this wasn't strong enough,

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- so I made my own.
- God, It's so pungent.

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Go magic-wave. Go!

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Oh, isn't this contraption
marvelous?

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Yeah, Vikram, it is awesome.
Now, come on,

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you can still catch
the end of the show.

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Ah. And what are we watching?

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Oh, it is called <i>COOKED!</i>

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It is my new favorite
cooking competition show.

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It just came out of nowhere
a few weeks back.

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I'm sorry.
A cooking competition show?

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Yeah, chefs cook off
against each other

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to see who's got the best dish.

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It's kind of a guilty pleasure.

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Uh, no guilt on my end.

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I think cooking shows
are very comforting.

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And who decides
what food is best?

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Oh, it's the hosts.

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It's this wacky
brother-sister duo

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from Germany.

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- Bless you.
- The show revolves around food

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but you, the viewer,
cannot eat it?

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- It's not about that.
- Well, if it's not about

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the food, then what is it about?

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It's, um,

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it's just--ah,
you have to watch.

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Ah. How very convincing.

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<i>Your popcorn is ready.</i>

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Ah! My popcorn! Hmm.

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Oh. Who needs a kitchen

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when you can have
this funny little thing?

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This tome denotes everything

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one can concoct
within its walls.

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- Oh. It's back!
- And the winner

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- of this week's episode--
- Ah.

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<i>--is our reigning champion</i>

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<i>from Slovakia, Olga Horváth!</i>

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<i>As you know, each week</i>
<i>we travel to a new city</i>

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to find the finest chefs
in all of Europe.

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Next week, we'll be traveling
to beautiful Belgrade, Serbia.

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Cool! Fun.

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Connor's latest obsession
is gonna be in Belgrade.

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Hmm.
You can stalk the German hosts.

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Ask them why
they got rid of lederhosen.

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They really were
quite fashionable.

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Oh, do you guys smell that?

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No, I can't smell anything.

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My nose is as stuffed
as a Thanksgiving turkey.

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Just a package
of perfectly popped popcorn.

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Perfect? You mean burnt?

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Oh, it's not popcorn. It's...

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It's coming from the TV.

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- This is so strange.
- Connor, you're just hungry

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and you think
you're smelling the lemon cakes

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- Olga made on the show.
- Ah, yeah,

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Charlie's right,
that can happen.

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It can really trigger
your olfactory systems.

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You're just haunted by
my undeniable pheromones, huh?

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Oh, God, Connor
is smelling the television.

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He's finally losing it.

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I'm not losing it, okay?
I can just...

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Connor?

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Is it me or is that
a bit of an overreaction?

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No,
we shouldn't have mocked him.

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Remember the Bes Demon?

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Oh, God.

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Connor's greatest fear is that
the library will drive him mad.

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And he'd be lost
down a rabbit hole alone.

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- I feel terrible.
- Charlie's right.

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Let's give our pal
the evening to chillax.

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- Chillax?
- And tomorrow we'll apologize.

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Can't wait
to see you today, Belgrade.

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I cannot wait to discover

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the next wonderful chef.

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Who will be
the last chef standing?

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<i>Oh, I cannot wait.</i>

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<i>We've been</i>
<i>to so many wonderful cities,</i>

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<i>- haven't we, Hilda?</i>
<i>- So many. So many.</i>

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<i>Different dishes, oh, so -</i>

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<i>Yes. Once we had tacos.</i>

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<i>The tacos were very good.</i>

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Does anyone else smell that?

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Anyone?

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Is that a bag of rice?

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Hmm.

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- I microwaved it.
- Okay.

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How's the dissection
coming along, hmm?

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We must uncover the secret
of the mystery scent

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for Connor posthaste so he knows

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that we are taking him
seriously.

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I have taken apart
the entire television

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and there is nothing
out of the ordinary.

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I've even scanned it
with the app and nothing.

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Have you ever heard
of a magic television?

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Lysa, you may recall,
I hail from the 1800s.

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Every television
is magical to me.

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Aphrodite was said
to have an intoxicating scent.

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Uh, some deities were drawn

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to the mortal realm
using incense.

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Plus, I found a ton of articles

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talking about the science
of smell.

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Yeah, it's complicated.

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Smell is linked to emotion.

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Our olfactory systems travel

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directly through the areas
of the brain

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that process memories.

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And eating
is also connected to smell.

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Yeah, the complex flavors
we taste

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are actually possible
'cause of the smell.

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Could the magic be coming
directly from the show itself?

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But that doesn't explain
why only Connor could smell it.

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They did say the next episode
was filming in Belgrade.

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The Belgrade Studio Stages.

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They must be filming
there today.

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Well, that confirms it then.

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There is something magical
afoot at that studio.

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Hmm. We shall solve this smell
conundrum by suppertime

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and surprise him.

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Vikram.

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Wonderful to see the can-can
is still going strong.

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Sure.

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Ah. Hello.

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- Um, why don't we get inside?
- You work on the show?

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- Yes, we absolutely do.
- Uh-hmm.

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Where? Wardrobe? Sound?

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No. We are the Librarians.

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- Hmm. You should have said.
- Hmm.

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- Here. This way everyone.
- Amazing.

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Smashing, my good man.

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Our next guest
hails all the way from Belgrade,

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goes by one name
and loves Bolognese,

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please welcome Aleks.

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And our final
contestant joining us

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for this scrumptious episode

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is the delectable

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Connor Green.

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We certainly hope
you don't get cooked, Connor.

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What?

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How wunderbar.

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Four amateur chefs
making delicious food

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just for us.

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That's right, Hilda.

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Which chef will be cooked first?

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Join us after the break
for challenge number one.

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I can't wait
to slurp some soups.

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And cut! Let's move on.
And move this light, please.

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We'll be in hair and makeup,
fetch us when you're ready.

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Okay. Guy, position
two, move, move.

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You have five minutes
to prep your station, okay?

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Five minutes everybody
to prep your stations.

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- Connor, what are you doing?
- Guys.

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No, no, no, Lysa,
it is a brilliant plan.

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Connor has infiltrated the show

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to get more information
from the inside.

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- So what's our next move?
- Guys, I blacked out.

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What do you mean
you blacked out?

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I mean, I have no idea
how I got here.

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One minute I was getting coffee,

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then I smelled that smell again

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during a commercial
for the show.

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Next minute I'm here.

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So it wasn't the television,

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it was the TV show.

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Oh, you believe me now?

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- Hey.
- Let's not play

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the game of blame, hmm?

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Let's get
to the bottom of things.

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Connor, come with me,
we shall begin--

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No, Vikram. I'm staying here.

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Connor, you blacked
out and mysteriously ends up

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being a contestant
on a magical cooking show.

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You can't just
go through with it.

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I have to go through with it.

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Magic brought me here
for a reason.

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I need to figure out
what that reason is.

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The answer is here.
Food is the key.

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I need to cook.

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I don't like this.
Something's off.

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Connor can handle it.

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You continue
with filming the show,

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we'll split up to investigate.

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Yeah. Good luck. Come on.

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Do you really think
we should let Connor--

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No, no, no, Vikram's right.
We don't wanna repeat

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of what happened
with the TV, do we?

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Indeed.

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Do not fear.
We shall remain close by.

222
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Now, I wish to speak
to this other contestant, Olga.

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She has been winning
this competition every week.

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We'll poke around the other
contestants' dressing rooms,

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see what we can find.

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Ms. Olga, just the acclaimed

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culinary connoisseur
I was looking for.

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Oh. No, no, no,

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I'm just a simple woman
who loves to cook.

230
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Oh, no, nothing simple
about you, my dear.

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Oh, your work on this
televised tournament of taste

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has been terrifyingly terrific.

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- Who are you?
- Me?

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- Uh-huh.
- Oh.

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Well, I,

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- I am--
- Oh, he's an agent.

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For chefs.

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I didn't know chefs had agents.

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Yeah. He's the best of the best.

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He can get you cooking
in any kitchen in the world.

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Yes, it's true.

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All the top restaurants,
um, such as, um,

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- Giant Light in Rome--
- Uh-hmm.

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and, um, Mixer in Barcelona,

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and, um, Butter.

246
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Of course
you've heard of Butter, right?

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- No.
- Exactly.

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Yes. So tell me,
what's your secret?

249
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How do you keep winning?

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No secret. I just love to cook.

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Hmm. Did you study the arts?

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Culinary or otherwise?

253
00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:06,837
No. All that I know
I learned from my grandmother.

254
00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:09,469
I worked in her bakery
when I was younger.

255
00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:11,435
Yes, it's very nice,
but what drew you

256
00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:13,102
to be a contestant on this show?

257
00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:16,333
I just saw the advertisement
that they are coming to my town.

258
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,000
- Advertisement?
- Uh-hmm.

259
00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:19,066
No strange smell?

260
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,965
Just the sweet smell of success.

261
00:12:23,529 --> 00:12:26,595
And what about this
ancient-looking receptacle, hmm?

262
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,559
- Where did this come from?
- Guys, clear the stage,

263
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:30,660
we are back.

264
00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:35,690
Let's go.

265
00:12:37,622 --> 00:12:40,822
Okay. Last two contestants'
rooms were a wash.

266
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,186
Let's try
contestant number three.

267
00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:48,385
Hmm. Where would one hide
a magical artifact?

268
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,916
Earth to Charlie?

269
00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:55,782
I'm, I'm sorry.

270
00:12:55,849 --> 00:12:59,345
Um, what were we doing?

271
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,479
We're searching Olga's
dressing room.

272
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:01,846
- Are you okay?
- Olga?

273
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:04,610
Yeah. You know, she's won
five weeks in a row.

274
00:13:04,676 --> 00:13:07,441
She certainly
made herself at home.

275
00:13:09,141 --> 00:13:10,307
Olga.

276
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,506
Oh, oh.

277
00:13:14,171 --> 00:13:16,671
And you're Lysa.
And you have a cold.

278
00:13:16,738 --> 00:13:19,436
Yeah. And you won't seem
to let me forget it.

279
00:13:20,636 --> 00:13:23,301
Are you okay?
Oh, no, I've made you sick.

280
00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:24,901
Is it the brain fog?

281
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:27,432
No, no, no, I'm fine.

282
00:13:27,499 --> 00:13:28,899
- I swear.
- Okay.

283
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:31,696
We just have to be quick
before she returns.

284
00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:49,288
Are you okay?

285
00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:53,187
Huh? Yeah.

286
00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:55,186
Yeah.

287
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,652
Never better.

288
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,146
What are we even looking for?

289
00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:10,411
What kind of artifact would...

290
00:14:10,478 --> 00:14:13,110
- Lysa?
- Yeah.

291
00:14:16,176 --> 00:14:18,474
Oh, that kind of artifact.

292
00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:25,304
We have ticked and tocked

293
00:14:25,371 --> 00:14:27,604
down to the final wire.

294
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,768
Gunther, our first course
is ready.

295
00:14:32,835 --> 00:14:38,432
Which contestant will bowl us
over with their amazing soup?

296
00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,196
Aleks, feed us!

297
00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:46,194
This is my family recipe
for leek soup,

298
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,995
passed down for generations.

299
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,392
Hmm, generations. Plural.

300
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:52,892
So, not just mama's soup.

301
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,524
Ah, good.

302
00:14:54,591 --> 00:14:58,488
It seems our returning champion,
Olga, owns a cauldron.

303
00:14:58,555 --> 00:14:59,822
Interesting.

304
00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,688
Look what we found
in her dressing room.

305
00:15:01,754 --> 00:15:04,020
Yeah. Doesn't exactly look like
a first edition Julia Child,

306
00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:05,319
does it?

307
00:15:06,484 --> 00:15:09,784
Soup of Loneliness,

308
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,182
Haggis of Heartbreak,

309
00:15:12,249 --> 00:15:14,447
Stroganoff of Self-Loathing,

310
00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:19,746
Moussaka of Misery.

311
00:15:22,778 --> 00:15:24,410
Oh, I knew it.

312
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:26,676
Oh, this is my worst nightmare.

313
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:30,507
We are dealing
with another witch.

314
00:15:32,773 --> 00:15:36,605
Aleks, your leek soup
tasted more like eek soup.

315
00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:38,604
It gives us no pleasure
to say this,

316
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,570
but Aleks...

317
00:15:40,636 --> 00:15:42,401
- you got cooked!
- You got cooked!

318
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,262
Oh, why did it have
to be a witch?

319
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:54,763
A kraken, I can handle.

320
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,061
A chupacabra, a cakewalk.

321
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:58,060
One time,
there was a loquacious troll

322
00:15:58,127 --> 00:15:59,493
that had me
deviously discombobulated

323
00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:01,026
with his impossible riddles.

324
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,190
But even that, even that,
could not compare

325
00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:05,790
to the absolute depravity,
the unwavering guile,

326
00:16:05,857 --> 00:16:07,355
the abject terror of witchcraft.

327
00:16:07,422 --> 00:16:10,453
Okay. Whoa, we don't know
if Olga is doing any depravity.

328
00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:11,788
She might just be, you know,

329
00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:13,554
trying to win a cooking show
by cheating.

330
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,451
But why would a witch use magic
to win a cooking show?

331
00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,250
Trust me,
if a witch is involved,

332
00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:18,651
malfeasance is at play.

333
00:16:18,717 --> 00:16:21,082
We must deduce
what kind of witch Olga is,

334
00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:22,649
and from there,
figure out her plan.

335
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,447
<i>That's a cut.</i>

336
00:16:24,515 --> 00:16:25,848
<i>Hilda and Gunther,</i>
<i>to hair and makeup.</i>

337
00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:28,145
<i>- We're back in 30.</i>
- Most importantly,

338
00:16:28,212 --> 00:16:29,512
we need to free
Connor and the others

339
00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:31,077
from whatever magic
is affecting them.

340
00:16:31,144 --> 00:16:32,977
Indeed. We must quell
the smell spell.

341
00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:35,075
Why do witches
always make you rhyme?

342
00:16:35,142 --> 00:16:36,241
Connor!

343
00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:38,508
Hey, how's it going?

344
00:16:38,575 --> 00:16:39,574
Hey.

345
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:45,539
Sorry. Who are you?

346
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:46,905
What? I'm Lysa.

347
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:49,537
This is--what is happening?

348
00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:53,233
Lysa, Vik, Charlie.

349
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,199
Oh, my God. Of course.

350
00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:57,331
I don't--I don't know
what came over me.

351
00:16:59,764 --> 00:17:00,831
What is going on?

352
00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:01,997
Hmm.

353
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,429
Charlie, you distract the hosts.

354
00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:05,795
Lysa, you sneak
into their office

355
00:17:05,861 --> 00:17:07,794
and see what information
you can find on Olga.

356
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:11,324
As for I, I shall look
after our intrepid chef.

357
00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:13,458
Go.

358
00:17:13,525 --> 00:17:15,824
You are alone on an island,

359
00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:18,054
what sandwich would you bring?

360
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,187
Pretzel sandwich.

361
00:17:20,254 --> 00:17:22,587
- Pretzel sandwich?
- Pretzel--oh.

362
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:24,986
What a curveball. I love that.
You know what I would bring?

363
00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:26,217
A sausage biscuit.

364
00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:27,718
I had one
in North Carolina one time.

365
00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:29,950
- Absolutely.
- It was so delicious.

366
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,549
- Hmm.
- Hi.

367
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:34,114
Uh, I'm Charlotte.

368
00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:37,946
Charlotte with
the Belgrade Women in Media.

369
00:17:38,813 --> 00:17:44,910
We're a online
entertainment blog for women.

370
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:47,107
And you're here to interview us?

371
00:17:48,074 --> 00:17:49,306
Uh-hmm.

372
00:17:49,374 --> 00:17:51,507
We're just two humble
Bavarian bakers

373
00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:54,004
who now get powdered
and primped for television.

374
00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:55,738
Isn't this <i>wunderbar,</i> Hilda?

375
00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:58,437
<i>- Wunderbar,</i> Gunther.
<i>- Wunderbar.</i>

376
00:17:58,504 --> 00:18:01,300
Uh, so great show.
Love you guys.

377
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:02,801
<i>- Danke.</i>
- Love what you're doing

378
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:06,165
with all the...cooking.

379
00:18:06,232 --> 00:18:07,365
Oh, <i>danke schoen.</i>

380
00:18:07,432 --> 00:18:08,898
We so appreciate
the art of cooking.

381
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,930
- But don't forget the eating.
- Oh, of course.

382
00:18:10,996 --> 00:18:12,729
The eating. All for us.

383
00:18:14,496 --> 00:18:16,160
I wanted to ask you about Olga.

384
00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:21,326
Olga. She's so special.

385
00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:26,089
I'd love to know
what makes her food so great.

386
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:29,589
Oh, her cooking is just...

387
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:32,620
magic.

388
00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:35,552
It's like nothing
we've ever tasted before.

389
00:18:35,619 --> 00:18:37,217
And what's she like?

390
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,951
Off camera, I mean.

391
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:40,982
Oh, she's just a darling,

392
00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:42,915
although quite competitive.

393
00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:45,147
She keeps winning,
the ratings go up,

394
00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:47,346
and the other contestants
are lining up

395
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:49,145
- trying to take her down.
- Who knows?

396
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,377
Maybe she'll even get
her own spin-off.

397
00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:53,975
- Or perhaps a movie!
- More food for us.

398
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,609
Exactly, yes.

399
00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:59,040
So, has your cooking
led you to figure out

400
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:00,574
what that smell is yet?

401
00:19:02,805 --> 00:19:04,338
It's not just about a smell.

402
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,337
When it first hit me,

403
00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:07,903
when it first came
through the TV,

404
00:19:07,969 --> 00:19:10,469
it stirred something
inside of me.

405
00:19:10,535 --> 00:19:15,266
Some emotion
that I can't quite place.

406
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:17,665
It made me lash out, I'm sorry.

407
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:18,865
There's no need to apologize.

408
00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:19,996
We understand.

409
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,729
I'm not sure you do, Vik.

410
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,195
When you guys started
making fun of me,

411
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:28,059
it was just like being back
at the university.

412
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,659
You think I didn't notice
all the sidelong glances

413
00:19:30,725 --> 00:19:33,190
and giggles when I'd mention
the occult or cryptids

414
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:34,657
or the Library?

415
00:19:36,722 --> 00:19:40,020
I lost my whole career, my life,

416
00:19:40,086 --> 00:19:42,786
because people wouldn't
take me seriously.

417
00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:44,252
That must have been hard.

418
00:19:44,319 --> 00:19:47,317
It's been so long trying
to prove myself to other people.

419
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,948
I was worried I had to do it
all over again with you guys.

420
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:53,147
I mean, you just wrote
the whole thing off

421
00:19:53,215 --> 00:19:54,914
as another silly obsession.

422
00:19:54,979 --> 00:19:56,713
Connor's losing his mind
over it.

423
00:19:58,112 --> 00:19:59,511
I felt dis...

424
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:03,975
Dis...

425
00:20:04,776 --> 00:20:06,041
Dismissed?

426
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,507
Dismissed.

427
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,739
COOKED! cast and crew,
return to set.

428
00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:14,272
I gotta get back.

429
00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:22,467
Okay. Olga, Olga, Olga,
where are you?

430
00:20:26,064 --> 00:20:29,697
Okay. Olga, no kids,
works at a garden shop,

431
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:33,362
hmm, from Slovakia,
in for five episodes.

432
00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:42,923
Brigit Burns.

433
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:53,051
Huh.

434
00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,117
Ah.

435
00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:02,481
Okay. Claude Stetson,
where are you?

436
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:10,778
Oh, no.

437
00:21:23,571 --> 00:21:25,637
Psst! Psst!

438
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:28,735
We are back.

439
00:21:28,802 --> 00:21:30,235
Stand by, everybody.

440
00:21:30,301 --> 00:21:32,634
Hmm.
An excellent spot to keep an eye

441
00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:35,400
- on our culinary captive.
- I spoke to Gunter and Hilda.

442
00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:38,098
Seems like they're thinking of
a spin-off show starring Olga.

443
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,630
And they said
her cooking was magic.

444
00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:42,096
Interesting.

445
00:21:42,163 --> 00:21:44,595
It appears Olga has some
kind of hold over them.

446
00:21:44,661 --> 00:21:47,160
I also spoke to Aleks and Kat,
the other contestants.

447
00:21:47,227 --> 00:21:49,192
They were both lured here
by some strange smell

448
00:21:49,259 --> 00:21:51,625
- coming from their TV.
- Oh.

449
00:21:51,691 --> 00:21:53,757
So Connor is not the only one
who is affected.

450
00:21:53,823 --> 00:21:55,689
That is some sort of relief.

451
00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:57,954
But I am still concerned.

452
00:21:58,021 --> 00:22:00,420
I spoke with him
and it was most distressing.

453
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,653
I had no idea--

454
00:22:04,985 --> 00:22:06,418
No idea about what?

455
00:22:06,485 --> 00:22:08,183
I'm sorry.

456
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,082
What was I saying?

457
00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:13,248
I lost the thought. Confound it.

458
00:22:13,314 --> 00:22:14,912
We are no closer
to finding a way

459
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,546
to repel the smell spell.

460
00:22:16,613 --> 00:22:17,979
Olga's book.

461
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,678
Maybe there's an answer
in there.

462
00:22:20,744 --> 00:22:22,276
Excellent thinking.

463
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:26,475
My German isn't as good
as it used to be, but let's see.

464
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:32,805
Ah. The spice,
the scent, the lure.

465
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:36,503
A witch using a smell
spell to lure people in.

466
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:38,502
This sounds like something
out of Hansel and Gretel.

467
00:22:40,035 --> 00:22:42,167
Gingerbread. Oh, Charlie,

468
00:22:42,234 --> 00:22:44,432
I think you've hit
the head of the nail.

469
00:22:44,499 --> 00:22:48,064
This, this is
the Gingerbread Spell.

470
00:22:48,131 --> 00:22:49,731
The Hansel and Gretel
of whom you speak

471
00:22:49,796 --> 00:22:52,528
are no storybook siblings.

472
00:22:52,595 --> 00:22:56,626
No. This is the tale
of the Kitchen Witch,

473
00:22:56,693 --> 00:22:59,026
a very real witch

474
00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:01,092
who would lure youths
to her gingerbread home

475
00:23:01,158 --> 00:23:03,224
with magic so that she could
cook and eat them.

476
00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,090
So, Olga's The Kitchen Witch?

477
00:23:05,156 --> 00:23:07,089
The very witch
from the true tall tale.

478
00:23:07,155 --> 00:23:09,387
The same witch that tried
to kill Hansel and Gretel

479
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,786
all those years ago

480
00:23:10,852 --> 00:23:12,219
and has now somehow returned.

481
00:23:12,286 --> 00:23:13,719
And using some
kind of smell spell

482
00:23:13,785 --> 00:23:15,151
to keep people
doing her bidding.

483
00:23:15,218 --> 00:23:18,383
If that's true,
we need to take her down. Now.

484
00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:20,282
Agreed.

485
00:23:20,349 --> 00:23:21,182
Olga.

486
00:23:21,248 --> 00:23:23,247
It pains us to say, but...

487
00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:24,647
- you got cooked!
- You got cooked!

488
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,109
Oh!

489
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:19,487
Oh, my God.

490
00:24:19,554 --> 00:24:21,253
Are you guys okay?

491
00:24:37,312 --> 00:24:41,177
Don't they look delicious,
Gunther?

492
00:24:41,243 --> 00:24:45,808
Hmm. I am simply
salivating, Hilda.

493
00:25:02,199 --> 00:25:04,666
Guys. Guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys. Hey, hey.

494
00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:07,597
So, uh, we might have a bigger
problem than we thought.

495
00:25:07,664 --> 00:25:08,929
Oh, I don't think
that is possible.

496
00:25:08,996 --> 00:25:10,196
Well, when the contestants lose,
they are tricked

497
00:25:10,263 --> 00:25:11,562
into some kind of
a little holding cell.

498
00:25:11,628 --> 00:25:12,862
And Hilda and Gunther,
they have these like

499
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,327
sharp, scary teeth

500
00:25:14,394 --> 00:25:16,260
and I'm pretty sure
they're gonna eat them.

501
00:25:17,026 --> 00:25:18,226
Well, I'd say,
that is much worse.

502
00:25:18,293 --> 00:25:19,592
And we thought
Olga was the witch

503
00:25:19,659 --> 00:25:20,557
from Hansel and Gretel.

504
00:25:20,624 --> 00:25:21,725
But apparently, our jolly

505
00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:24,390
and good-natured hosts,

506
00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:28,221
Hilda and Gunther,
are actually Hansel and Gretel

507
00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:31,186
in witch form.

508
00:25:31,252 --> 00:25:32,719
So, they remained
in the gingerbread house

509
00:25:32,785 --> 00:25:34,784
and took over the witch's role?

510
00:25:34,851 --> 00:25:36,183
Precisely.

511
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,182
Gingerbread Spell affects
a certain type of person.

512
00:25:38,249 --> 00:25:41,682
One who is alone, sad,
abandoned, what have you.

513
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,080
It targeted Hansel and Gretel

514
00:25:43,147 --> 00:25:44,747
because they were quite
literally abandoned

515
00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:46,279
by their family.

516
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,111
And Lysa, you yourself wondered
why the smell spell

517
00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:50,243
had not affected
the rest of the team.

518
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:52,509
See, all of us were present
at the show.

519
00:25:53,442 --> 00:25:55,974
But the three of us were not
as present as we needed to be,

520
00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:57,340
not for our friend, Connor.

521
00:25:57,407 --> 00:25:58,972
The Gingerbread Spell
targeted Connor

522
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:00,706
because he felt abandoned by us?

523
00:26:00,805 --> 00:26:02,038
Oh, God.

524
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,336
Ah, the spell's really
doing a number on him.

525
00:26:05,403 --> 00:26:09,067
And this whole thing
is a ruse to eat people?

526
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,100
It is a powerful spell.

527
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,332
It makes you forget who you are

528
00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:14,798
and where you come from.

529
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,164
Your attention, everybody.

530
00:26:16,231 --> 00:26:18,830
Our final elimination segment
is up. Desserts!

531
00:26:18,896 --> 00:26:20,696
Okay. You guys grab Connor.

532
00:26:20,762 --> 00:26:21,762
I'm gonna fire up
the Magic Door.

533
00:26:21,829 --> 00:26:23,261
Let's get out of here.

534
00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:32,390
Okay. So, now we just need to--

535
00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:35,289
where is Connor?

536
00:26:35,356 --> 00:26:37,787
- Who's Connor?
- What? I--

537
00:26:37,854 --> 00:26:39,420
I told you to grab him

538
00:26:39,486 --> 00:26:41,386
so we could save him
from the witches.

539
00:26:41,453 --> 00:26:43,285
Witches? Where?

540
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,619
Ah, have at thee!

541
00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:49,748
Who are you calling a witch,
you steampunk punk?

542
00:26:49,815 --> 00:26:53,046
Okay. No one is a witch
and no one is a steampunk punk.

543
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,980
We needed to rescue Connor.

544
00:26:55,045 --> 00:26:57,111
- Who's Connor?
- Who's Connor?

545
00:26:57,178 --> 00:27:00,476
We were just with him.
How do you not, remember?

546
00:27:01,976 --> 00:27:05,075
Huh. I have to get something.
Stay here.

547
00:27:10,905 --> 00:27:15,969
Five, four, three, two, one.

548
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:17,768
Time for something sweet.

549
00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:20,067
Desserts to the front.

550
00:27:34,193 --> 00:27:35,460
I didn't realize that witches

551
00:27:35,527 --> 00:27:38,092
have become so adept
at physical combat.

552
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:40,990
I didn't realize they had
a Hot Topic at the Ren Faire.

553
00:27:41,057 --> 00:27:43,356
Oh, I don't know
what any of that means.

554
00:27:43,423 --> 00:27:45,288
I can't imagine
that's rare for you.

555
00:27:45,355 --> 00:27:47,655
Oh, how, dare you?

556
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,153
Oh, God. Don't hit me!

557
00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:50,752
Don't hit me!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me.

558
00:27:53,951 --> 00:27:55,784
What is this?

559
00:27:55,849 --> 00:27:57,182
My menthol paste.

560
00:27:57,249 --> 00:27:58,915
A potent concoction
that can clear sinuses,

561
00:27:58,982 --> 00:28:01,048
block out odors,
and even cure seasickness.

562
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,379
- Did you know that morticians--
- How come you weren't affected?

563
00:28:03,447 --> 00:28:06,612
Sinuses stuffed with mucus.

564
00:28:06,679 --> 00:28:07,711
Oh, please don't say mucus.

565
00:28:07,778 --> 00:28:09,410
Brilliant work, Lysa.

566
00:28:09,477 --> 00:28:12,510
But that Gingerbread Spell
permeates the soundstage.

567
00:28:12,577 --> 00:28:14,274
And while we and the crew
are not the intended targets,

568
00:28:14,341 --> 00:28:16,207
it's been slowly working
its way through our systems,

569
00:28:16,273 --> 00:28:18,040
- making us forget.
- Which is why

570
00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:19,339
the crew didn't realize
anything was wrong.

571
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,804
Yeah, and why
they weren't concerned

572
00:28:20,871 --> 00:28:22,038
about the missing contestants.

573
00:28:22,104 --> 00:28:24,070
We need to go back
and save Connor

574
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:25,936
but we need a way to protect
ourselves from that spell.

575
00:28:26,002 --> 00:28:29,000
- Lysa, bring that gel.
- Well, about that.

576
00:28:30,568 --> 00:28:31,866
You used the last of it?

577
00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:34,165
It's been a bad cold.
I can whip up some more.

578
00:28:34,232 --> 00:28:36,198
- It just might take a while.
- We don't have a while.

579
00:28:36,264 --> 00:28:39,062
Hilda and Gunther have already
claimed numerous victims.

580
00:28:39,129 --> 00:28:41,563
Oh, we must go back
and save Connor

581
00:28:41,629 --> 00:28:42,761
from these accursed witches

582
00:28:42,827 --> 00:28:44,826
and dispel this smell spell,

583
00:28:44,893 --> 00:28:46,660
gel or no gel.

584
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,125
- Let's go.
- That made my head hurt.

585
00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:58,786
I am so sorry, Connor.

586
00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:00,387
Your crème brûlée

587
00:29:00,453 --> 00:29:04,351
was just a little bland
for my taste.

588
00:29:04,418 --> 00:29:05,816
Connor Green...

589
00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,082
- you got cooked!
- You've got cooked!

590
00:29:17,178 --> 00:29:18,611
- You got cooked!
- You got cooked!

591
00:29:18,677 --> 00:29:20,110
- Connor.
- Connor.

592
00:29:20,177 --> 00:29:21,176
Psst! Connor.

593
00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:24,741
That means
our new champion is Kat!

594
00:29:24,807 --> 00:29:26,907
Congratulations!

595
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:30,871
Go and bask in the glory
of being number one.

596
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:34,936
Our crew will be right in
for your post-show interview.

597
00:29:35,003 --> 00:29:36,735
Hilda, can you believe
after all that

598
00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:38,767
my tummy is still rumbling?

599
00:29:38,834 --> 00:29:40,699
Shall we get washed up
for supper, Hilda?

600
00:29:40,766 --> 00:29:42,300
Yes, Gunther.

601
00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:43,898
<i>Auf wiedersehen!</i>

602
00:29:43,964 --> 00:29:46,398
See you next time on COOKED!

603
00:29:46,465 --> 00:29:47,696
<i>Guten appetit!</i>

604
00:29:47,763 --> 00:29:48,929
And cut!

605
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,895
That's a wrap for today.

606
00:29:50,961 --> 00:29:52,462
Supper. That means he's...

607
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:54,628
That they plan to eat
the losing contestants

608
00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:56,925
right here in the studio.

609
00:29:56,992 --> 00:29:58,292
What are we gonna do?

610
00:29:58,359 --> 00:29:59,991
We can't just grab Connor
and leave.

611
00:30:00,057 --> 00:30:01,458
Gunther and Hilda
need to be stopped.

612
00:30:01,524 --> 00:30:03,688
We need to put an end
to this show for good.

613
00:30:03,755 --> 00:30:04,854
But how?

614
00:30:04,921 --> 00:30:07,321
You are all dismissed.

615
00:30:12,619 --> 00:30:13,783
Whoa.

616
00:30:16,716 --> 00:30:18,048
Dismissed?

617
00:30:18,115 --> 00:30:20,148
He's got that look on his face.

618
00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:21,348
If it's not about the food,

619
00:30:21,414 --> 00:30:22,281
then what is it about?

620
00:30:22,348 --> 00:30:24,045
Oh! I have it.

621
00:30:24,112 --> 00:30:26,677
Lysa, you go get the contestants
and bring them back here.

622
00:30:26,744 --> 00:30:28,245
- Charlie, with me.
- Okay.

623
00:30:28,311 --> 00:30:29,942
To the cookery.

624
00:30:30,009 --> 00:30:31,642
- What do need?
- Almond flour--

625
00:30:31,709 --> 00:30:33,175
Huh?
- --butter, eggs,

626
00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:36,374
baking powder,
and of course, salt.

627
00:30:36,441 --> 00:30:38,805
Okay. Please tell me
this is part of the plan

628
00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:40,037
and you're not
just feeling hungry.

629
00:30:49,235 --> 00:30:50,932
What are you doing?

630
00:30:53,065 --> 00:30:55,797
Charlotte?
You told us you were a blogger.

631
00:30:55,864 --> 00:30:57,963
Yeah, I lied.

632
00:30:58,029 --> 00:31:00,695
Vikram, whatever you're doing,
it better not take too long.

633
00:31:29,249 --> 00:31:30,281
Oh, damn.

634
00:31:36,579 --> 00:31:38,277
Okay.

635
00:31:38,344 --> 00:31:39,976
Let's get you out of here.

636
00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,674
Oh no, no rush,
no rush at all. Come on.

637
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:46,207
- Where am I?
- Come on.

638
00:31:46,273 --> 00:31:48,372
Who am I?

639
00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,938
Who are you?

640
00:31:50,004 --> 00:31:51,572
Connor, it's me, it's Lysa.

641
00:31:51,636 --> 00:31:53,270
Lysa?

642
00:31:53,337 --> 00:31:54,503
You're under a spell.

643
00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:55,768
The Gingerbread Spell
to be exact.

644
00:31:55,835 --> 00:31:58,700
It is making you forget
who you are.

645
00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:00,999
I don't remember the word
for how I feel.

646
00:32:01,065 --> 00:32:02,532
I'm sorry,
we don't have time for this.

647
00:32:02,598 --> 00:32:04,797
Just follow me, and I've got
to get you out of here.

648
00:32:04,864 --> 00:32:07,663
Come on, guys. Okay.
Let's put that down.

649
00:32:07,729 --> 00:32:09,229
Okay. Let's go. Go, quick.

650
00:32:09,296 --> 00:32:10,661
Quick, quick. Great.

651
00:32:10,727 --> 00:32:11,993
Okay. Excuse me, excuse me.

652
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,394
Let's get out of here.
Oh.

653
00:32:14,461 --> 00:32:17,025
Hey, what's going on?

654
00:32:17,093 --> 00:32:18,924
- Is there an after-party?
- Not quite.

655
00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:21,356
We are all in terrible danger.
We have to get out of here.

656
00:32:21,423 --> 00:32:23,855
Congrats on the win, by the way.
If we make it out of here alive,

657
00:32:23,922 --> 00:32:25,620
I'll get some of those
recipes off you, okay?

658
00:32:25,687 --> 00:32:27,188
Quick, quick, let's go!

659
00:32:27,254 --> 00:32:30,053
Rats.

660
00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:32,018
Arnold call?

661
00:32:42,214 --> 00:32:43,978
You better speed this up,
Vikram!

662
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:45,944
Almost there! Any second now!

663
00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:47,610
Okay, Vikram.
I've got the contestants now.

664
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:50,809
What--
oh, that escalated quickly.

665
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,873
Oh, no. Uh...

666
00:32:57,572 --> 00:32:58,838
stay back.

667
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,271
Why are you doing this?

668
00:33:02,337 --> 00:33:03,968
For centuries, we subsisted

669
00:33:04,036 --> 00:33:05,668
on rogue mountain climbers

670
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:08,334
who roamed the hills of Bavaria.

671
00:33:08,401 --> 00:33:12,533
But then, one day
we discovered cable television.

672
00:33:12,598 --> 00:33:14,631
Tell them about the plan,
Gunther!

673
00:33:15,497 --> 00:33:18,430
You see, we devoured
all these cooking shows

674
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,728
and thought, pfft,
we could do that.

675
00:33:20,794 --> 00:33:22,627
For too long,
we've been at the mercy

676
00:33:22,693 --> 00:33:26,160
of whatever healthy hiker
wandered our way.

677
00:33:26,225 --> 00:33:27,557
With our own show,

678
00:33:27,624 --> 00:33:30,790
we could lure in
the exact person we craved.

679
00:33:30,856 --> 00:33:34,222
Grief, hmm. Loneliness, yummy.
Ennui, delicious.

680
00:33:34,288 --> 00:33:39,019
All much better than that
healthy, well-adjusted hiker.

681
00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:40,153
Who cares.

682
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,418
And now,
with the Gingerbread Spell

683
00:33:42,484 --> 00:33:44,251
wafting through televisions,

684
00:33:44,317 --> 00:33:48,382
we can find the exact flavor
we so craved.

685
00:33:48,449 --> 00:33:50,613
- That is monstrous.
- Yeah.

686
00:33:54,979 --> 00:33:56,011
Stay back.

687
00:33:59,343 --> 00:34:00,674
Gunther!

688
00:34:01,442 --> 00:34:04,107
I can't take her anymore!
Gunther.

689
00:34:09,039 --> 00:34:10,870
Come on, Connor,
you can do this.

690
00:34:17,502 --> 00:34:19,034
Hey!

691
00:34:23,531 --> 00:34:25,197
What? This is impossible.

692
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:26,562
No one can break the spell.

693
00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:29,561
It is possible
because I'm Connor Green.

694
00:34:32,427 --> 00:34:34,327
And I'm a Librarian.

695
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,519
No.

696
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,319
Hilda!

697
00:34:49,386 --> 00:34:50,684
Hilda!

698
00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,648
No!

699
00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:00,713
Yes!

700
00:35:04,412 --> 00:35:05,744
Connor was right.

701
00:35:05,810 --> 00:35:08,377
Cooking is the key
to this whole ordeal.

702
00:35:08,443 --> 00:35:10,409
Behold my creation.

703
00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:13,540
Reveal to me my nourishment.

704
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,072
What is it?

705
00:35:17,139 --> 00:35:18,405
Mug bread.

706
00:35:18,472 --> 00:35:19,671
Another recipe made possible

707
00:35:19,737 --> 00:35:21,070
by the magical microwave,

708
00:35:21,137 --> 00:35:22,569
a mere 90 seconds.

709
00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:25,501
And now, we have this.

710
00:35:26,533 --> 00:35:29,034
This is what broke the spell.

711
00:35:31,232 --> 00:35:32,764
I don't get it.

712
00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,131
Food is the key.

713
00:35:35,963 --> 00:35:37,996
Or more specifically, bread.

714
00:35:38,996 --> 00:35:40,928
The act of breaking bread
with other people

715
00:35:40,995 --> 00:35:42,560
leads to connection,
bridges cultures,

716
00:35:42,626 --> 00:35:45,859
and most importantly,
creates friendships.

717
00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:47,690
When I saw you all working
together to save me,

718
00:35:47,758 --> 00:35:48,924
I was able to break
through the spell

719
00:35:48,991 --> 00:35:51,156
and realize what the smell was.

720
00:35:51,223 --> 00:35:53,755
The smell that lured me here
and almost turned me

721
00:35:53,822 --> 00:35:55,288
into a late afternoon snack.

722
00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:57,486
So? What was it?

723
00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:01,185
The day we all met.
After we defeated the Drekavac,

724
00:36:01,251 --> 00:36:03,516
we went and got dinner
at this Italian spot.

725
00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:04,850
I don't remember the name

726
00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:06,481
and the food wasn't
really that good,

727
00:36:06,548 --> 00:36:11,447
but it meant a lot to me
to have you three.

728
00:36:11,512 --> 00:36:13,013
It meant everything.

729
00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:15,944
It meant I finally had people
who believed in me.

730
00:36:16,011 --> 00:36:17,843
And it was the smell
of that restaurant.

731
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:22,507
It was the moment
I realized I wasn't alone.

732
00:36:22,573 --> 00:36:26,239
I, uh, had a family...again.

733
00:36:28,471 --> 00:36:29,838
That's the real magic of food.

734
00:36:29,905 --> 00:36:31,704
It's not about a competition.

735
00:36:31,770 --> 00:36:33,303
It's not even about
the meal, really.

736
00:36:33,369 --> 00:36:35,768
It's about breaking bread

737
00:36:35,835 --> 00:36:37,533
with people who accept you.

738
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:43,496
The smell is gone.

739
00:36:44,397 --> 00:36:46,330
The spell is broken.

740
00:36:47,729 --> 00:36:50,294
Oh, Hilda,
what is happening to us?

741
00:37:00,656 --> 00:37:03,088
It's all coming back to me now.

742
00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:08,286
It was a smell that lured me
to this show weeks ago.

743
00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:10,052
Strawberries and whipped cream,

744
00:37:10,118 --> 00:37:12,650
- my husband's favorite dessert.
- Oh.

745
00:37:12,717 --> 00:37:15,849
He would have it
every night before bed.

746
00:37:15,915 --> 00:37:18,914
Entirely too often.

747
00:37:18,981 --> 00:37:21,713
He's been gone
for five years now.

748
00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:23,212
I'm very sorry to hear that.

749
00:37:24,278 --> 00:37:25,443
I'm sure
he would have been proud

750
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,777
of how well you did
on this show.

751
00:37:26,843 --> 00:37:29,508
Even if it was an evil plot

752
00:37:29,574 --> 00:37:31,409
to eat people?

753
00:37:31,473 --> 00:37:36,272
Ah, yeah, even so.

754
00:37:36,339 --> 00:37:38,105
You're cauldron, madam.

755
00:37:39,305 --> 00:37:40,737
Cauldron?

756
00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:44,036
That's a very
high-end Dutch oven.

757
00:37:44,102 --> 00:37:45,701
Oh. Oh, I see.

758
00:37:45,768 --> 00:37:48,134
A regrettable jumping
to conclusions on my part.

759
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,564
It's just that witches get me,
um, agitated.

760
00:37:51,632 --> 00:37:53,097
Speaking of witch,

761
00:37:53,164 --> 00:37:55,896
why did you have this
in your dressing quarters?

762
00:37:57,296 --> 00:37:58,762
I'm not very proud of that.

763
00:37:58,828 --> 00:37:59,994
The pressure of winning

764
00:38:00,061 --> 00:38:02,693
week after week,
it just got to me.

765
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,125
So I figured if I can steal
their recipe book,

766
00:38:06,191 --> 00:38:09,690
I could get some insights
into their taste.

767
00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:12,622
But you couldn't make
heads or tails of it?

768
00:38:12,688 --> 00:38:15,954
No. It turned out
their taste was me.

769
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:21,516
Well, I shall leave you
to your Dutch oven,

770
00:38:21,584 --> 00:38:24,650
as I tend to an oven
of a more spooky origin.

771
00:38:24,716 --> 00:38:26,582
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

772
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:37,143
It appears as though
they've been cooked.

773
00:38:44,873 --> 00:38:46,739
I know you're not fond
of any witches,

774
00:38:46,805 --> 00:38:50,170
but these two seemed
remarkably nasty.

775
00:38:50,237 --> 00:38:51,536
Oh.

776
00:38:51,603 --> 00:38:53,502
I'm glad they're taken care of.
Thank you.

777
00:38:53,569 --> 00:38:55,234
That cold of yours
was quite the boon.

778
00:38:55,301 --> 00:38:56,800
Yeah, but I'm gonna be glad

779
00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:58,333
when I can breathe
properly again.

780
00:38:58,399 --> 00:39:00,732
As am I. That menthol paste
has some staying power.

781
00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:01,965
Smell is such a mystery,
is it not?

782
00:39:02,031 --> 00:39:03,396
No, it isn't.
It's a science,

783
00:39:03,464 --> 00:39:04,763
and science saved the day
once again.

784
00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,896
The Gingerbread Spell
turns you into food

785
00:39:06,962 --> 00:39:09,028
by taking away your memory.
Fine.

786
00:39:09,095 --> 00:39:10,860
I'll begrudgingly admit
that your knowledge of the link

787
00:39:10,927 --> 00:39:12,693
between memory and scent
was rather useful.

788
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,225
And your obsession
over the microwave was too.

789
00:39:15,292 --> 00:39:17,590
Yes, although I've moved on
to the wonders of the air fryer.

790
00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:19,422
Oh, do you think Elaine
will allow us

791
00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:20,922
to get one for the Annex?

792
00:39:20,989 --> 00:39:23,488
You know, I don't think
we have the counter space.

793
00:39:23,555 --> 00:39:25,686
What are you doing?

794
00:39:25,753 --> 00:39:27,219
They go in the Library!

795
00:39:27,286 --> 00:39:29,652
What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

796
00:39:29,718 --> 00:39:31,284
This whole thing
has been such an ordeal

797
00:39:31,351 --> 00:39:33,415
that I stopped by the market
on the way back and got these.

798
00:39:33,483 --> 00:39:35,381
Oh, my God.

799
00:39:35,449 --> 00:39:36,815
Do you want one?

800
00:39:36,882 --> 00:39:40,546
Oh, I'm actually off
human-shaped cookies.

801
00:39:43,478 --> 00:39:46,610
Ah, <i>auf wiedersehen,</i> huh?

802
00:39:53,707 --> 00:39:56,172
I hope those cookies haven't
spoiled anyone's appetite.

803
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,872
Dinner's ready.

804
00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,737
I've been giving it
some thought,

805
00:39:59,804 --> 00:40:02,969
and I think I'd be a very good
reality television contestant.

806
00:40:03,035 --> 00:40:05,235
- Oh, I don't know about that.
- Of course.

807
00:40:05,301 --> 00:40:07,666
After all, I thrive
in high-pressure environments,

808
00:40:07,733 --> 00:40:09,565
excellent at strategic
decision-making,

809
00:40:09,632 --> 00:40:10,866
and I almost always know

810
00:40:10,931 --> 00:40:12,964
when something is cake
or not cake.

811
00:40:17,429 --> 00:40:19,461
Connor,
this looks amazing.

812
00:40:19,528 --> 00:40:23,758
Oh, you are kinder than
my last critics. Um...

813
00:40:24,859 --> 00:40:27,724
For instance,
none of this is cake.

814
00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:29,922
- Sure?
- Positive.

815
00:40:29,989 --> 00:40:31,122
Wait.

816
00:40:33,121 --> 00:40:34,687
Food is memory.

817
00:40:34,753 --> 00:40:37,053
It's your past,
it's your community,

818
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:38,785
it's your home.

819
00:40:38,852 --> 00:40:39,852
I found my home.

820
00:40:39,918 --> 00:40:41,617
And so I wanted to share a meal

821
00:40:41,684 --> 00:40:44,082
that has brought me comfort
throughout the years,

822
00:40:44,149 --> 00:40:47,148
and say thank you to the Library
for bringing me here.

823
00:40:47,215 --> 00:40:50,079
You fought the Gingerbread Spell
admirably, my dear friend.

824
00:40:50,146 --> 00:40:51,712
And you could only do so

825
00:40:51,779 --> 00:40:53,544
by being such a good Librarian.

826
00:40:53,611 --> 00:40:57,043
Yeah. And we got your back
no matter what happens.

827
00:40:57,109 --> 00:41:01,107
We've always had your back
since day one.

828
00:41:01,174 --> 00:41:03,140
Hmm, a toast.

829
00:41:03,207 --> 00:41:04,972
A farewell to the smell spell.

830
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:08,938
A spell I cannot undersell
as it has no parallel.

831
00:41:10,369 --> 00:41:12,336
To no more stupid rhymes.

832
00:41:14,001 --> 00:41:16,567
To spending time
with the people that matter.

833
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:18,866
To family.

834
00:41:19,798 --> 00:41:21,831
To the Library.


